Getting Carded

If you’ve ever read anything of mine, you won’t be surprised to hear that writing isn’t my day job. I’d be more surprised that I have return readers. Anyway, at work we have several reference guides for authenticating ID’s from far and wide. I felt a few of the samples were worth sharing, so without further ado:



“Surprise!” Or maybe the photographer captured the moment she was told her sample name would be Happy H. Zzzviisagedlover.




Mr. Clean: A good guy to have on your side in a prison riot. More importantly, what do they mean by “Experimental, Full-privileged?”




“Ma’am, I’m going to need you to take off the motorcycle helmet for the – ohh.”




Organ donor: No
Chin donor: Hell Yes




¬†Jessica Rabbit? (Young people reading this are all “wtf.”)




Tina Yothers?? (Again with an 80’s reference! #WhenHashTagsWerePoundsigns)

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