It was all a function of the hand, you see? Started the great chemical drama that sent The Baptist out, collecting stars and galaxies whose light is still on the way, sent him out in the first place to render time and space irrelevant, you see? Circles diamonds squares lights in the sky, you see? One minute they’re there next minute gone but I guess that’s all of us in a nutshell. You see?
drinking
4:37 P.M.
“I need more dimes,” she pled
as neon t-shirt clad laborers
cued up before her.
A river of Pantone 802 C,
Safety Green
shoving tiny plastic bottles
into pockets of jeans,
speckled with the appropriate
residue of their trade.
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Getting Carded
If you’ve ever read anything of mine, you won’t be surprised to hear that writing isn’t my day job. I’d be more surprised that I have return readers. Anyway, at work we have several reference guides for authenticating ID’s from far and wide. I felt a few of the samples were worth sharing, so without further ado:
“Surprise!” Or maybe the photographer captured the moment she was told her sample name would be Happy H. Zzzviisagedlover.
Mr. Clean: A good guy to have on your side in a prison riot. More importantly, what do they mean by “Experimental, Full-privileged?”
“Ma’am, I’m going to need you to take off the motorcycle helmet for the – ohh.”
Organ donor: No
Chin donor: Hell Yes
Jessica Rabbit? (Young people reading this are all “wtf.”)
Tina Yothers?? (Again with an 80’s reference! #WhenHashTagsWerePoundsigns)
