“I need more dimes,” she pled
as neon t-shirt clad laborers
cued up before her.
A river of Pantone 802 C,
Safety Green
shoving tiny plastic bottles
into pockets of jeans,
speckled with the appropriate
residue of their trade.
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drinking
Getting Carded
If you’ve ever read anything of mine, you won’t be surprised to hear that writing isn’t my day job. I’d be more surprised that I have return readers. Anyway, at work we have several reference guides for authenticating ID’s from far and wide. I felt a few of the samples were worth sharing, so without further ado:
“Surprise!” Or maybe the photographer captured the moment she was told her sample name would be Happy H. Zzzviisagedlover.
Mr. Clean: A good guy to have on your side in a prison riot. More importantly, what do they mean by “Experimental, Full-privileged?”
“Ma’am, I’m going to need you to take off the motorcycle helmet for the – ohh.”
Organ donor: No
Chin donor: Hell Yes
Jessica Rabbit? (Young people reading this are all “wtf.”)
Tina Yothers?? (Again with an 80’s reference! #WhenHashTagsWerePoundsigns)
