Over Our Heads; or Improv Night At The Cosmos Club

I wonder if God is bummed out. I mean, nobody gets his best jokes. We all know the duckbill platypus is an odd beast. It’s a play on the whole evolution thing, it’s a mash-up, I get it. But how about the fact that men and women’s sexual peaks are about a decade out of alignment. He may have given a wink and elbow nudge when he made that up, but come on man. That’s just inconvenient for everybody.

Let’s look at some physics. The imbalance of matter vs. antimatter in the universe isn’t exactly the stuff of comedy. People are trying to study that shit. I mean seriously study it.

Also, don’t worry if you’re drinking something while reading about the wave/particle duality of light and how it can behave like both, you’re not gonna shoot milk out of your nose. It might be a cosmic knee slapper to the creator, but to us it’s merely a head scratcher.

The Bermuda Triangle? More hazardous than hilarious. Don’t get me started on that thing.

So maybe we should all pretend to laugh along with what we don’t understand in the universe. It could be your ticket into the great comedy club of the afterlife. And let’s hope there isn’t a 2 drink minimum.